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I figure the only people that actually feel the need to read this part my tumblr would be my stalkers who are probably one of four kinds of people. One, my mom or any relative that would continually harass me for saying cuss words like "fuck" in my online profiles. If that is the case, grandmama i am sorry you had to read the word "fuck" and to have to read again just now. I love you! Two, my friends who actually never even been on my tumblr before and in which case I should point out - SHAME ON YOU. Three, someone who doesn't really know who I am and wants to dig deeper into my mind and soul because they are secretly in love with me. If this is a true scenario, please don't judge me... I reblog a lot of Doctor Who, Supernatural and Sherlock because I am in a one sided relationship with all the main male characters in each of these shows. So there. (Okay fine, even some of the female leads... Girls are pretty, OKAY?!) Anyway and this is the most important one - four, you really are just a stalker that wants to harm me in a horrible way and is using this as a way of gathering intel on me. By now, you should know that am quite a gabmaster and that no amount of duct tape will stop me from speaking. And you would have also noticed that I am crazy as fuck (sorry grandma) and that you should move on to more innocent and wide eyed girls. (or you know, a better career choice - I suggest being paparazzi) Also, mister/miss stalker you should know that I possess many forms of screaming, some which WILL surprise you. So if you ever try something with me, be ready to tortured by my ridiculous mind games and my awesome silent eye threats. My eyes are very expressive you see and I am not afraid to use them!

Alrighty! As long as you're my stalkers from number one to three, we shouldn't have any problems here. Enjoy my tumblr!

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